A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror.
He thinks “I can outrun this guy,’ so he hits the gas and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway – 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour, Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can’t outrun the cop and gives up. He pulls over.
The police officer gets outs of his car and approaches the driver. ‘Listen mister, I’ve had a very lousy day and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I will let you go.’
The man thought for a moment and said, “three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me.