A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back home the bride called her mom immediately.
‘Well darling,’ how was your honeymoon?’
‘It was wonderful, and so romantic. We had a great time, but as soon as we got home he started using really horrible language. Words I have never heard before. Really horrible four-letter words! You’ve got to come get me…please.’
Then she began to sob over the phone.
‘But honey, what did he say, what four-letter words, you have to tell me what’s troubling you.
Still sobbing the bride said to her mother…’words like …DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH!